1973 (Ice Cream and a Kiss)




1973 (Ice cream and a kiss)  

Words and Music by Paul Snyders - 2006


1973 was the year
That I first saw that we were doomed, 
I saw this placemat in a greasy spoon
It said the whales were dying out
and they'd be gone real soon.  

Of course there was wars and oil and gold being dropped
But I was eight so that didn't count
Or only maybe just a little amount
I knew what was happening just enough
To hide from searching helicopters.  

So there's me, age eight, thinking 'bout the whale I'd seen
All built up in a huge museum
Way down in London town
I couldn't get my head around
The whole idea

It seemed too big for us people to kill it, 
sounded stranger to kill them all, 
I hadn't met one, but I couldn't see 
how we all could do, stuff so dumb
You know I still can't figure that one out.

I've seen stuff go right since, but more go wrong
It's why I scribbled out this stupid song
'cause somewhere, I figure somebody's blue
Thinking 'bout this same old shit, well me too
So let me share my slice of it, and if you think me rude
You just wait, we won't be none of us laughing


Truth is, it's too damned late
We oughtn't really bother procreate
We've run our course, for better or worse
This doesn't work, let's stop pretending.  

Water air and food and shelter
Do not belong on a sliding scale with wealth
We all fucked up and traded away our health
For a shiny trinket and

A yoke a joke a job a trap
A never ending pile of crap
A soul destroying epic scrap
For market share for vapid pap
Is this really what we think we're here for?

We ain't consumers, we are consumed
Cut into psychographics and groomed
We are the product packaged up in our rooms
Hiding from living and sealing our doom
Wasting the last of the fruits of the earth 
to make shinier blinkers to block scarier gloom

So thanks a lot what now, you fuckin' jerk?  
Maintaining my blinkers takes lots of work
You better not be pissing me off
Unless you got something to say to help

Okay let's try a couple
Not a one of them simple
Every one of them's trouble
See if a bit of this sounds like hope to you

We got so much stuff, no more and maybe less
Got so many folks who all want a share
We cannot pretend that a system which make 
gewgawgs while people starve, makes sense

It ain't needed, it makes folks crazy
That people should suffer from needing a meal
When we on our side of the fence are suffering
From being so bored we don't know when to stop

We say democracy but we mean make me
I ain't helpin', unless my neighbour has to too. 
So everybody keeps on shitting in their garden
Nobody wants to be the sucker who bothered to try

We gotta do it before we're told to
Or we'll be made to do it all in time
If we don't step up and be good voluntarily
We won't like the guys who run things after the crash
Trust me on this one

A brick wall up ahead and we keep pouring on gas
Only a moron would think we won't crash
The question is, do you want to know how to help
'Cause you can start by buying us time and

Please start now, don't wait for some kind of fraud
Strutting and posing like an imbecile god
To goad your virtue with a cattle prod
There's no time, to sit around and whine

There ain't that much, of anything else either, 
so see what you can do,
to do away with what you can
do so much better off without, besides

You'd be surprised, by the number of times 
that you can win a simple moment of peace
Alone with the satisfaction of doing 
something usually done for you by a stupid machine

Cook a meal, you'll need to know how soon.  
Grow a crop, you'll need to know that too
Make a friend who you never agree with
Learn to find those places where everyone meets

We got a little while to practise humanity light
As in footprint attitude spirit and fight
We can train to be useful and happy and free
Or we can sulk and hide and bitch and live miserably

I know the assholes, who want to tell us all what to do
Have written me off, but got their eyeballs on you
Nazi lockstep ain't so hard to pull off
As long as the questions come after the bluff


But hey, it's worth it to try anyway
We all gotta die some day
And you never can tell for sure
What the things that you do
End up doing out there in the world

You couldn't have picked a worse time
But I'm glad that you're a friend of mine
If we're out on the edge of the proverbial cliff
I say fuck the cherry blossoms
I want a scoop of ice cream and a kiss


So we're doomed - so what? was there ever a chance 
with this whole free will thing - we act more like ants
So if we can't choose to put it back in our pants
 I say we savour every moment while we have, while we can

Don't worry there will be TV in hell
It's here where we're wasting our time with the sell
The ways that we spend our days will tell
You got yourself a honeysuckle - give 'er a smell

Notice life and notice those noticing
Find ways to reach out from your own thing
Cast wide to find ways to pass the good stuff on
And write and sing and learn new songs

We can do this the brave way or we can be slaves
But we're gonna go through it either way
It's our bill to pay, it's late in the day
They're waiting for us all to leave
To close the place up tight, for good

Do we stand up now or do we make them goose us?
Do we learn to do for ourselves or do we beg?
when the good-guys get right down to picking their teams
Is there something we can do, to help them choose us?


But hey, it's worth it to try anyway
We all gotta die some day
And you never can tell for sure
What the things that you do
End up doing out there in the world

You couldn't have picked a worse time
But I'm glad that you're a friend of mine
If we're out on the edge of the proverbial cliff
I say fuck the cherry blossoms
I want a scoop of Ice cream and a kiss
I really mean it
A scoop of ice cream and a kiss




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